Monday, 12 May 2014

Another Boko Haram member captured in TB Joshua's church...

Let me just put a disclaimer here...I didn't write this o! :-). Article written by Ihechukwu Njoku - a freelance Nigerian journalist who writes for Synagogue Church. Read his new piece below...


Another member of the dreaded Boko Haram sect allegedly confessed at Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua’s church today, stating that he was being paid N2,000,000 to bomb churches.
Nearing the end of the service, during the time Joshua’s ‘Wise Men’ were minisring ‘deliverance’ to people, an aggressive young man dressed in a shabby suit was ushered forward.
“I am one of the Boko Haram,” the man declared to the wise man, clearly under an unusual influence.“They said they would give me N2,000,000 if I went to blow up a church,” the man continued upon questioning as to how he joined the infamous group of insurgents. “Every church would be N2,000,000. They said would be give me big house and a wife.” Continue...
Boko Haram has been the focus of huge international media attention following their claiming responsibility for the kidnapping of over 200 girls several weeks ago.

Queried as to why he came to the church, the man stated, “I have been hearing of T.B. Joshua – that is why I came here.” The wise man then prayed for the man who fell heavily to the ground, before being declared free from the ‘evil spirit’.

Several minutes later, T.B. Joshua himself returned to the service simply clad in jeans and a t-shirt. “I was in the prayer room when I heard the deliverance going on and listened to the confession of this guy. What he was confessing is mind-boggling,” the cleric told the congregation.

Bringing the man back before the congregation, Joshua questioned him further as to how he was initiated into the sect. “My name is Hosea Bulus,” the man began. “They gave me blood; they gave me charms. I took it inside food.”

According to Bulus, upon taking the diabolic ‘blood’, the urge to kill and destroy entered him. “If you talk to me, I will fight you very well,” he confessed.

Joshua emphasised to the congregation that the battle was more spiritual than physical. “One thing you must know – we are fighting evil spirits that steal, kill and destroy. Let us not fight our neighbours.”

He insisted the problem was not a Muslim-Christian issue. “They are using that name as a camouflage, as a cover up,” he stated, adding that no one could bring himself to killing innocent lives without being under the influence of an ‘evil spirit’.

Joshua then prayed for the man, who fell to his knees and immediately complained that he wanted to visit the toilet.

The popular pastor reminded the congregation of the well-publicized deliverance of an alleged Boko Haram member named ‘Mustapha’ two months ago at The SCOAN who stated he came to bomb the church with four accomplices.

He explained that authorities in Abuja have certified the authenticity of his confession, contrary to the statement released by Lagos State Police Commissioner Umar Manko who initially dismissed the claims.

“At the beginning they said it’s not true but the authorities in Abuja came out to confirm that he is truly a Boko Haram member… They are following it up.”

The cleric concluded by stating he would not ask any further questions publicly so as not to undermine the intelligence Hosea would be able to provide to the relevant authorities.

Several minutes later, the man was shown excreting out some blackish substances following the prayer.


8 comments:

  1. Moses Asamaigor12 May 2014 at 10:50

    T.b joshua should not take on something bigger than himself! He has been doing manipulations and we all kept quiet, may he not land himself in a pot of hot soup. If he is bringing people to lie then sooner than later nemesis will catch up with him

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  2. please funky what we want is who will tell us where they are hiding the girls. Don't want any cock and bull story. Thought T.B Joshua should have prophesy and tell us which forest or burrow pit, or tunnel where 235 girls are hiding.

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  3. I laugh in the spirit............ The Lord is our strenght!!!!!!
    Funky continue doing what you are doing, its not easy being a blogger but you are naturally fashoined for it, as you keep overcoming the challenges associated with it, the Lord bless you and strenghten you, Amen

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  4. Joshua fear God o, Dia ris God o, God is in everything we are doing. Lol na only problems Joshua dey see, e no dey see good things or pray n revers bad things from happening

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  5. Hehehe... The real guys in Maiduguri running tinzz.. Your here stupidizing with oversized suit... And YOU, keep searching for their trouble..

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  6. wilheminna moses12 May 2014 at 11:09

    TB joshua........ Round of applause!!!!!!!!!!! Which actor I wan qualify u as???? Ok urrrrrrm! I dnt know! Just go and join nolly wood and any of u useless followers worshipping ur fellow human, try insult me and perish in sambiba forest! Fools!!!!!!!!

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  7. Hmmmm, I no dey put my mouth for church tins... I keep my bliv to my self!

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  8. Com and initiate wilheminna moses,she is jobless,make her useful,so she stops insultin ppl on LIB..to tel u how local she is,her surname is MOses..ancient gal forming

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